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KUFO's new crew: Kidd Chris, Ditch, Ricker, Marconi, and a new pair of balls

KUFO Portland
Yep, same logo.

At 7 am today, after a mass firing and 84 hours of counting down (and pulling a couple of pranks), KUFO has relaunched as "Portland's Rock," a slogan nearly identical to the previous "The Rock of Portland." The logo remains unaltered and the playlist sounds familiar.

When the final 59 seconds of stunting had been counted down, an announcer read, "101 KUFO, Portland's Rock. Remember us? You will." Later, the station proclaimed, "We finally found our balls."

The inaugural song was "Bodies" by Drowning Pool.

On The Kidd Chris Show, KUFO's new morning drive program, the first caller asked, "Is Cort & Fatboy still on the air?" The hosts demurred. "We were in a hotel ... It sucks ... we've been on that side," they said, referring to being fired.

And, boy, have they been fired. Here's some background on KUFO's new hosts, dug up before the relaunch.

Kidd Chris, 5 am - 10 am

"Kidd Chris" Foley seemed like an easy-going and good-natured DJ shortly after KUFO relaunched, but he quickly warned that his demeanor is only temporary. Foley is a shock jock. He was fired from WYSP Philadelphia in May of last year after this song was sung by an in-studio guest and re-aired several times:

Coloreds steal your wallets and coloreds have pink feet. Coloreds are loud and obnoxious, when they watch movies. Sticky fingers, what they are, Always try to jack my car, Schwoogies! Or shines, you can call them anything you like. Schwoogies! Watch out, jigs will rob you, day or night. Schwoogies. Mookie doesn't like to work, Just rolls blunts all day long. But there's one job he can do, hold a lantern on my lawn. If someone else has your watch on, you can bet its a moolignon. Shwoogies! All Around, there's Sambos, monkeys, knuckle draggers, So much brown Mandingo, Go Mr. Bojangles (unintelligible). I have no problem singing about the Negroes.

In July of this year, Foley made one of his many appearances on The Howard Stern Show, during which he sang a song with these lyrics:

She's a Nubian queen, no Afro sheen. She wants to be s--t while running down the street in Cali. She f---s white men with coffee in her a--. Robin's looking so good I have my d--k in my right hand. Here's what you should do: Just pull out those big G's, girl. Here's what I wanna do: Drop some loads on some t---ies, girl. Black t---ies are so fine. My d--k is poppin'. Show me those big G's, b----. Black t---ies are so fine. My d--k is poppin'. Suck on those black t---ies, b----.

While incidents that got him fired or booked on Howard "too hot for terrestrial" Stern might not be representative of his regular routine, additional YouTube clips from Foley's WYSP show may be. One features a pedophile's bedtime story, titled "Rusty is a Homosexual," in which a nine year-old fantasizes about sleeping with a naked fireman and wearing bondage gear. Another consists of Star Jones being crank-called by a member of his show who asks, "How fat are you, Star Jones, and is your husband gay?"

In a clip from Foley's online show, which he hosted at kiddshow.com from May to September of this year, he pulls a prank on a gay man who answered a fake Craigslist personals ad. Foley and other hosts/voices get increasingly graphic in a seven-minute phone conversation that turns to farting, the disgusted caller turning them down, and bursts of laughter as the caller is asked, "Where you goin', faggot?"

"I don't think we 'push the envelope,'" Foley said in an interview with Philadelphia's City Paper this June. "If you can't figure out that The Kidd Chris Show is just a goofy radio show, then you should leave this Earth."

Foley was joined by co-host Thomas this morning.

Ditch, 10 am - 3 pm

Ditch, KUFO's new program director and now midday host, had hosted afternoons at KGB San Diego for four years before becoming a statistic in Clear Channel's nationwide restructuring at the beginning of this year. His show on KGB heavily featured prank calls such as this one, getting two Chinese takeout and delivery restaurants to order from one another:

After he was laid off, Ditch wrote:

Often we loose gigs because new management comes in and wants to “take the show in a different direction” to make the sound of the show fit their personal management abilities. Radio is also a business with many people who are in job-preservation mode and are constantly looking for ways to make changes for the sake of looking like they are doing something.

Ricker, 3 pm - 7 pm

Michael Ricker's radio persona might best be captured by the nickname "bro-ski," which he used for others, and others used for him, on KISW Seattle up until last Friday. Originally from Pensacola, Florida, he had been with KISW since 2003.

Rubber chickens were a regular part of Ricker's show, including one instance when he was presented with a giant one:

Listen to a random recent episode of Ricker's KISW podcast below:

Marconi, 7 pm - 12 am

New night DJ Marconi is returning to familiar territory, having been on KUFO from 2005 until last December. More recently, he's been a fill-in host in the same building as KUFO at KUPL (98.7) while producing a daily podcast for his website.

Like Kidd Chris, Marconi has been fired amid controvery before. Not from his KUFO gig, but from KNRK (94.7), when, in 2004, he and co-host Tiny laughed and played music to the screams of American Nick Berg as he was beheaded in Iraq. The incident made national headlines, and both hosts were fired the next day. Marconi apologized at the time, saying he had "become so numb to the horrific things that happen in this world that I sometimes forget there are still people who feel."

In the intervening five years, Marconi has managed to avoid causing national outrage, and is instead more likely to chat about his cat or his nana.

To get a sense of how Marconi might sound on KUFO, why not listen to ... his old podcasts on KUFO? Believe it or not, the station still hosts them. Here's hour one of his last available day, November 27, 2008:

Welcome to the new KUFO. And its balls.

UPDATE (10/28, 8:50 am): The station's press release is after the jump:

101 KUFO MOTHERSHIP REFUEL COMPLETE REVEALS NEW LINE-UP

The Kidd Chris Show, Ditch and Ricker Take Over the Airwaves Today

(Portland, Oregon) … After 84 hours of countdown clocks, speculation, rumors and bloggers gone wild, the 101 KUFO Mothership has refueled, revealing the all new line-up as of this morning:

The Kidd Chris Show, 5:00-10:00am

Ditch on the Job, 10:00am-3:00pm

Ricker, 3:00pm-7:00pm

Marconi, 7:00pm-12:00am

Art Webb, 12:00am-5:00am

The Kidd Chris Show is known around the country, having been on the air in Syracuse, Wichita, Sacramento, San Antonio and most recently Philadelphia at rock station WYSP, as the morning drive program. His association with the Howard Stern Show put Kidd Chris on the map and he’s been grabbing attention and ratings ever since. Now making his home in Portland, Kidd Chris is fired up and ready to get back on the air, keeping listeners on the edge of their seats, wondering what he’ll do next. Everyone is about to find out now at 101 KUFO.

Ditch will not only hold the programming reins of 101 KUFO, but also handle the midday shift, 10am-3pm weekdays. His career path has taken him from Seattle to Colorado Springs and then to San Diego where he spent the last 5 years at the legendary rock station KGB. A Harley riding rocker himself, Ditch is ready to crank up the volume for the working men and women in Portland.

Ricker comes to KUFO fresh from 7 years as the midday personality up the road at heritage rock station KISW/Seattle. His first foray into radio was at the tender age of 7 when he voiced a toy store commercial, received a paycheck of $5 and was bitten by the bug from then on. He’s been heard from Pensacola, Florida to San Jose, California, from West Palm Beach to Dayton. His unique style defies description except to say that his vocabulary of Ricker-isms will soon become the lexicon of Portland radio listeners. All shows can also be heard streaming live at www.kufo.com.

“This incredible roster of on air talent for KUFO marks the beginning of a new era for the station,” commented Alpha Broadcasting’s Director of Music Programming, Scott Mahalick. “We’ve decidedly raised the bar very high and think that each of these shows will infuse KUFO with a distinct flavor and energy unmatched anywhere on the radio dial in Portland.”

KUFO is owned and operated by Alpha Broadcasting, along with KXTG-FM, KUPL-FM, KINK-FM, KXL-AM and KCMD-AM. Alpha Broadcasting, headquartered in Portland, Oregon was formed by Larry Wilson, Bob Proffitt and Endeavour Capital, also in Portland. Wilson founded Citadel Communications Corporation, before it was sold to Forstmann Little & Company in 2001 for $2 billion.

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Kid Chris...

Yikes.

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*loss for words*

*loss for words*

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Geez! Marconi is back?

Of all the changes at KUFO this by far the stupidest change imaginable! Cort and Fatboy were full of great wit, Marconi was full of contrived Meh! Well off the radio goes at 7:00pm sharp that guuy is like fingernails on a blackboard to me.

Here's some advice Marconi, If you want to keep your job playing to the people that will listen to you STFU and play records like a mechanical monkey!

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This sucks. Wost decision in

This sucks. Wost decision in radio yet.

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Nice reporting...

...and, OMG.

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Oops

I added an extra 24 hours to the countdown. It started at 7pm Saturday for a total of 84 hours. 7pm Friday was when the C&F show would have ended had it existed. I blame that damn robot voice for damaging my brain.

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YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

GLAD HE IS BACK ON THE AIR!
GREAT SHOW!

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[?] you dumbass

[?] you dumbass

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RIP KUFO

Going back to what you were a decade ago is a great way to die once and for all.

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K-U-F-blows.

Spending lots of $ to come up with...college radio. Brilliant.

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The dumbing down continues

What a load of utter tripe! Thanks for nothing KUFO!

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be smarter than this, Portland

Racism and homophobia? I hope - no, I know - the Portland radio audience is intelligent enough to demand better of our local radio jocks. Once the honeymoon nicey-nice period is over.... if Kidd Chris brings the same show to Portland that he's done elsewhere, I hope Portlanders will protest loudly by NOT listening to KUFO.

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Bring back the Rick Emerson Show!

I have never heard of Kidd Chris before today, but from all that I have looked up, he seems like a jerk. Definitely not Portland's style like Rick Emerson! I'm not sure how Alpha Broadcasting can say they are a Portland based company and then put someone like Kidd Chris on our morning radio...and take Rick Emerson away from us.
I was curious after hearing that KUFO was "reformatting"...and after hearing the stupid robot message that was playing all weekend on the station, so I finally tuned in to hear what they changed to. To my surprise, I heard the exact same music. I thought the point of reformatting was to change the whole concept of the station. Yet another reason to be irritated with Alpha on their so-called changes.
I checked it out online when I got home, read about the new DJ's; from what I can tell of the new morning guy, he is a DOUCHEBAG. We really need to get Rick Emerson back on in the mornings.
I am at the point where I would rather listen to absolutely nothing than the new KUFO. The Rick Emerson show used to be the only thing I would listen to on my way to work.

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stop crying, its a radio

stop crying, its a radio show, and an awesome one at that.

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(view hidden comment) go [?] yourself by Kidd Fan (not verified)

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my mom said if you don't have anything nice to say.....well [?] that and [?] the new KUFO. aparently testosterone = dumbed down for the mouth breathers in clackamas and greshem.

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Megan..... at least spell the

Megan..... at least spell the name of the city correctly........ "greshem = Gresham" Your incorrect spelling and grammar makes your "insult" look even more dumber than your usual diatribes and utterings.....

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THIS IS AWFUL. I've already

THIS
IS
AWFUL.

I've already heard them demean a female caller. No women are on the air. Why didn't they hire Lisa Wood back, or bring in Tara Dublin? I hope they like their 12 year old audience. No one with an IQ over 50 is listening to this.

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Lighten up

I am a women and this show is awesome, and the reason there aren't any women on the show is because women are whiney, unfunny [?]s, so open your mind, its a radio show there is enough [?]ty stuff going on in the world, nothing wrong with escaping reality a little bit, you douchebags that complain about him being there have no clue how to laugh at your self and its just sad, you have a friggin genius and don't appreciate him

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Holy f---

I wonder what those a------- at KU-O are sm--ing. It's a matter of time before one of those g--s calls someone a n----- or a k--- or even a b---- on the air, and that'd be f---ed.

*grabs popcorn* This is gonna be good. By which I mean, there's gonna be a sh--storm.

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lame flamers all

so easy to be negative in this town...why don't you all move to Seattle...it will make you feel even more at home. Demaning women? Jeez...you people are WEAK. Don't listen. Don't comment. GO AWAY!!!

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Are you too good for your home?

Last time I checked, this was a place to discuss Oregon Media. If you like KUFO so much, go hang out on their message board.

http://forum.yocities.com/kufo/wwwthreads.pl?Cat=

Oh wait, I guess it hasn't received the mothership update yet.

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Really wow

Woman jocks are usalt realy hot and entertaining. I can't see a group with out a witty sarcastic girl. Even cort and fatboy had the acasional girl next to them. With out a woman on board it will be a giant sausage fest and nobody wants that at all!

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I for one liked the new show.

I for one liked the new show. I was all against KUFO after they fired Cort and Fat Boy. But i tuned in this morning and was on Air twice with them and had a blast on air. (Yes i was the escort) I hope they just don't [?] up like last time. This could be some interesting radio for sure. So keep it up guys.

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Well, hey, good for you. Even

Well, hey, good for you. Even mouth breathers have to have their entertainment. But you should be pretty ashamed of yourself. I guess some people will listen to anything that is shoved at them, huh?

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KUFO sucks

Nothing more needs to be said. This radio station is dead to me.

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well, at least the music has been good so far

I am happy that the music seems to be a bit more solid and thank you for not playing freaking sublime every 5th song. I listen to radio for music, I don't care about the damn DJ's (especially obnoxious ones), but I will admit I will miss Cort and Fatboy, I feel bad for them...

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I don't see a difference in

I don't see a difference in the playlist:
http://www.kufo.com/KUFO-Playlist/3804131

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Oh the irony...

The irony of your comment is that I heard Sublime both times I tuned in today. I was trying to hear what these new goons sound like, but I didn't hang around long enough to hear anything other than the same songs repeating.

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It's about time the people in

It's about time the people in this town wipe their asses of the liberal poop that keeps getting flung up all over their bicycle seat. It's called entertainment people and ONLY the insignificant are the ones leaving negative comments all over the internet. They are the bitter and unemployed and have no sense of humor. Why don't you stop wasting the tax payers money and get off facebook, twitter and media gossip sites and do something like....I don't know....contribute something positive to society? Now...go make a latte!

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Unemployed, Bicycle anonymous

Unemployed, Bicycle anonymous guy? Really? I pull down six figures telecommuting in the tech industry and appreciate smart entertainment. I'm not amused by racism and farting.

That's six figures Alpha Broadcasting won't be getting, but that I'll definitely be using to support wherever the RES and C&FB goes next by patronizing their sponsors just as I have always done.

By the way, I'm not a liberal. I'm a libertarian, which is kind of like a republican, but without the hypocrisy. I know plenty of republicans that would be ashamed to be associated with you for suggesting that they *do* want this bottom rung feces and fart jokes radio entertainment.

Now, you better get back to your paper route so you can afford your new dentures overe there in Estacada.

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hahahahhaha you idiot

hahahahhaha you idiot

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Not the libertarian guy,

Not the libertarian guy, you're cool. I meant the dumbass that you replied to

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damn I agree whole-heartedly.

damn I agree whole-heartedly.

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Yay, more craven, pointless garbage on local radio!

Guess it's back to podcasting for me! I'd love it if Portland rejected these cookie-cutter hacks, but we'll see. Maybe some enterprising Portlanders can prank them. Off the air.

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dumb people love dumb radio

Hey, anonymous bicycle seat wuss! I'm quite employed, and I'm almost positive I pay more taxes than you do. And if you enjoy eating garbage for dinner, don't let me stop you! You can tell a lot about a person by what they tolerate in the way of entertainment. 8-)

And calling out people who post on a message board when you yourself are...posting on a message board. Way to be witty there, Groucho. I'm going to go listen to Phil Hendrie now. You know, radio for people who don't need assistance to put their pants on in the morning.

-Matt in PDX

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Marconi again?

Why is it that guy's name always comes up when some local station boots clever talent? It's like he spends all of his time trying to make sure Portland free radio sucks.

Oh well- if felt good cancelling my KUFO Loyal Listener thing today.

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KUFO may have found its

KUFO may have found its balls, but only so it can suck on them.

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Sticking with Sirius

I am proud to admit I haven't listened to any terrestrial radio since Stern left for Sirius (and I, with him). As a Stern fan, I am well aware of Kidd Chris and his abilities.

While I am smart enough to know that Kidd Chris is not actually a racist, homophobe or sexist, and his bits do push the envelope (sometimes they hit, sometimes they miss), I would NEVER have him placed locally in the Portland market. This is an educated, liberal market that simply won't put up with his type of humor.

Unbelievably bad call on the programmers' part at Alpha.

FAIL

KUFO - Home of the Sausage Party

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I see no difference between

I see no difference between being a racist and merely promoting and encouraging and asserting racist comments, bits, attitudes, and behavior. If it was a tongue-in-cheek exercise of sarcasm and satire to prove a point, that'd be one thing. It isn't. The guy (none of those guys) are smart enough to think of something that complex.

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Sublime, Trapt, Shinedown,

Sublime, Trapt, Shinedown, and Limp Bizkit. I woke up to Nirvana followed by Green Day.

If this is 'new' and 'exciting' 'entertainment', I must have woken up in 1998.

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Alpha replaced Rick Emerson for this??

The march towards Idiocracy continues

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Shakes Head

Wow. Just wow. A triumphant return of douche bag radio in Portland.

I was quite entertained with what was on the air last week, with shows that required some effort and creativity to produce. If you enjoy what's on now, I guess you're a happy camper, but sorry, it's lowest common denominator tripe. And reading the article above, it's going to get worse. A LOT worse.

Like I said, if you dig it, fine. I guess I grew out of "kicked in the nuts" kind of humor when I was a teenager. Maybe that's where the money is now. Wouldn't surprise me. Dumb seems to sell pretty well. It's just a bit sad.

See if you can find a video of "Dingo and the Baby" on the web. It's supposed to be a parody. Seems to me like it could play on KUFO right now and the new management would be happy.

Back to podcasts I guess. No wonder the radio medium is dying.

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I for one hate the new show.

Mouth breathers indeed.

For those of you who appreciated intelligent conversation on the airwaves while it lasted, the fans of Cort & Fatboy are putting together a database for your listening pleasure. Cort & Fatboy will be putting out a new podcast soon, this time with a real depth in musical selection; no censorship, and no time constraints.

Keep yourselves informed, go to www.flpvp.com/mehfugees/forum and register.

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Garbage

Cort and Fatboy were genuinely (and intelligently) funny and entertaining. Portland doesn't need to be insulted by shock jocks that rarely do anything that even remotely resembles "entertaining" that a monkey couldn't do given the right tools.

This new lineup is complete garbage.

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Even if the talent was

Even if the talent was decent, I wouldn't care. I was a big fan of radio and began listening to talk radio daily when I was eight years old. Not much for FM, but I've listened to nearly every talk show that has existed between about 1984 and 2000. Then I stopped giving a damn. Then discovered RES and C&FB. I still don't listen to radio . . . except for those two shows. So there's nothing that would drag me back to it outside of them.

The problem is that having intelligent content dragged off the air and filled with a bunch of offensive moronic douche bags -- who a whole new audience then clings to and adores and defends -- is a lot like waking up to find out that English has been outlawed and all communication in this country must now be conducted through a series of fart noises and racial slurs.

So depressing.

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We've learned from G. I. Joe's.

Alpha Broadcasting will do the same that Gryphon Investment did with G. I. Joe's sporting good store. Both used to be good. Now it's crap. Say goodbye to KUFO. Or just respond with the station's call letters in reverse.

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The real win here for KUFO

The real win here for KUFO wasn't in the change of format. There's nothing to be proud of by ditching the only real radio talent that exists (Emerson and C&FB). The win is that they replaced Rick, Sarah, Tim, Greg, Cort, Fatboy, Art Web, Krystal Cash (assuming she was still on?) with Chris Kid, Ricker, Ditch. And Ditch is already the PD. So he's pulling double duty. In other words, they canned lots of good talent for very few people to provide awful talent. And that's where they increase the revenues. Replacing EIGHT salaries with TWO.

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spot on, my friend

Beancounters, ahoy!

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Completely disappointed

I decided to give Kidd Chris a chance this morning and within 5 minutes of listening, he alienated an entire chunk of the audience. I agree that this tasteless type of radio may be popular and "entertaining" in a lot of areas, but Portland isn't one of them. I will seriously be totally pissed if Portland begins to accept extreme racism and gay jokes as an acceptable form of radio entertainment. I never listened to Rick (Don't commute in the morning) but C&FB were/are awesome and a lot of fun. KUFO let me down something fierce. You want tail-chasing frat boys as your key listeners? You can have them.

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God i miss kufo

I was never into the morning shows, but i loved the music. And i loved cort and fatboy. But 105.1 for nelson and terry have always had me in the mornings. But in my opinion they have now killed the station. I dont mind them bringing back macaroni but they needed to keep cort and fatboy, they were smart yet funny. Just pisses me off they came in and ruined a great station like this.

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It's the same music. It's

It's the same music. It's just that instead of having intelligent talk show hosts, you have racist, sexist, homophobic DJs, instead.

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Kidd Chris

Oh good, a racist and a homophobe, boy, he sure does fit portland.

I have news for the [?]. The first gay joke he makes, [threat of violence deleted. -OMC].

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Why is this happening

I was very happy with the level kufo had been evolved too but now it looks like we are back in the stone age. BOOBS TITTIES I LIKE PORNO.....can I get a job at kufo as a DJ now?

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Adam Carolla

(chanting) Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla! Adam Carolla!.........

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Anyone up for a big ol

Anyone up for a big ol protest outside Alpha's offices? Carrying signs calling them racist and homophobic?

it's sure to get attention.

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That's what they want

A protest would be exactly what Alpha and KUFO wants. People will tune in to find out what all of the fuss is about and their ratings go up.

Like anything else, if you don't like it - just don't listen - that ultimately sends the strongest message.

As for "balls" - it's a long known fact that those who taught their balls the most tend to be equipped with the meekest of said equipment. Don't give 'em an inch I say, that way they only have about 4 inches to work with between them - they're the only ones worried about their respective manhood anyway and, let's face it, playing nonstop crap like Nickelback doesn't exactly inspire the ladies to take off their clothes... which inevitably is where man-broski terminology comes from anyway - frustration of the sexual variety.

I was very dismayed that some very talented people lost their jobs. I could give a crap what becomes of KUFO, I never liked the playlist anyway - just the people that were talking between 20min. commercial breaks.

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Call Chris and say that.

Chris wants you to do that, He and Nippy Wanton, not to mention his underbelly, feed off that. Go ahead, Protest, It will make great radio.

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Prediction

KUFO is going to kill in the PPM's. These new suits don't give a crap about Portland, but they do care about numbers, and all of this buzz proves they're generating talk...which Portland radio hasn't done for years.

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Troll

Don't feed

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ricker =

the ricker guy ... such a poser ... after seeing his picture befor hearing him on the way home today I found myself in a dilemia - disgusted laughter versus wretched vomiting.

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Found your balls?

More like chopped them off and shoved them in a shredder! KUFO has killed itself by cleaning house like this.

I don't mind getting rid of Rick Emerson, since it wasn't a great show, but to get rid of Cort and Fatboy? Not right. But that stupid "mothership" voice they had for 84 hours just made me wanna smash my radio when it woke me up the other day. Now they have these new guys on AND they put the programming director on the air with his own show. That's like being the coach and team captain of a football team. Complete dick-move.

Now, bringing back Marconi is something I'm okay with, but I'm skeptical to what they'll let him do. Will he be the same guy as before, or just another tool? I haven't been able to hear any of the shows today because i was in class all day, but tomorrow I will see what's going on here. But from the post on here... I'm not expecting much.

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opbmusic

For those complaining about not getting enough local flavor, have you ever given opbmusic a try? They play a lot of local/regional acts you're simply never going to hear on commercial radio. Beats Nickelback or Pearl Jam for the millionth time.

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Radio vs Relevancy

Eroding market share(15%) + evaporating revenue(32%) x debt service(?) - reduced operating costs (payroll <60%) = kid chris/ditch/ricker/marconi

This is compelling radio? No, it's just more inexpensive and sounds like it.
At least they're live......

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Contact Sponsors?

Why not just contact the sponsors and tell them that a) you aren't listening anymore b) WHY you aren't listening anymore?

It seems there are lots of people out there who started listening to radio again for some of the programming KUFO was running, and those listeners are what advertisers are looking for. Maybe KUFO will wise up once they start bleeeeding money?

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We can multitask...

We ARE contacting advertisers. It helps to post on things like this, too, because it backs us up. Let me paint a quick picture.
John Doe(fake name), local management head of Kuni BMW receives several calls about a racist DJ on a station he's sponsoring. so, to look into it, he leaves a message at the station, and in the meantime, he goes to Google. Let's say he types in.... "KUFO racist" to see what comes up. He then finds not only several illuminating blogs and new stories... but he also sees a lot of passionate comments, people that really care. He decides to look into the matter further at KUFO, and, with luck, pulls his advertising.

You see, commenting on stories like this helps to reinforce the information we give advertisers.

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Agreed. I'm not a busy body

Agreed. I'm not a busy body and don't normally have time for this sort of thing, but I do make a point to support those businesses which support things that I appreciate and care about while avoiding those that support things that directly oppose things I care about. It's just one of the simplest steps you can take in a free market economy. Vote with your dollar. But more than that, let the advertisers and businesses know why you're voting with your dollar the way they are.

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When Cort and Fatboy land on

When Cort and Fatboy land on a new home, I will make a point of doing this. I'll go down the list of advertisers and contact them each and tell them... I abandoned KUFO and followed this show... Lots of people did. Your dollars are better spent advertising with their new venue.

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Sounds like snitching to me

Sounds like snitching to me ;) Please, get over the "racist" thing.

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The Beastmaster Wants Cort & Fatboy Back

Even when I was young and Mayax and his Jun Horde overrun my city while I was an Infant I was having more fun than I am listening to the crap that has replaced C&FB this cold afternoon with only Codo and Podo to keep my manhood warm.

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Maybe we should collect up

Maybe we should collect up coffee mugs and plaster Alpha with them?

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Let me first say, I can

Let me first say, I can appreciate the responses to the change at KUFO, in fact I can’t find one person in my circle who agrees with me. That said most of you are missing the point completely. The DJ’s on the “old” KUFO were better suited for Top 40 radio. I am not going to take shots at them, but there are nuances to guys like C&FB and RE that generally irritate the average listener. That might shock you but its true. Most want good music (old “KUFO” had a weak playlist) and DO want dumbed down DJ’s . Most of spend 90% of our time in Portland trying to outsmart and out “liberal” one another. Letting loose and getting some real people is refreshing. I’ll put money on the fact that this new format is going to be a hit. If you want intellectual wit go to AM or get SIRIUS. P.S. I wish Corolla was still on!

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KUFO changed their playlist?

KUFO changed their playlist?

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"Real People"

I can't imagine RES or C&F doing top 40. Bubble gum sound does not tie in to the audience they were identifying with in the least. I believe I can say that, as I believe myself to be a poster child for the demo with which they were connecting, and if I hear top forty at this point, it just sounds juvenile, and I don't mean that as a pejorative. It just sounds like kids music.

I will say, though, the RES should not have had music at all. When it hit KUFO, it had one of its achilles cut right from the beginning, which is sad.

Also, your comment "real people" floors me. The guys on now are doing schtick, pure and simple. It's not real, it's not genuine. It's an act to it's core. At least I hope it is. If "douche" is

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Rick Emerson is not a DJ. The

Rick Emerson is not a DJ. The Rick Emerson Show is a talk show. People don't listen to it for music. KUFO [?]ed it up by jamming it full of crappy music when the show has never before had ANY music played during it. It was a four hour talk show in which there was *gasp* four hours of TALK.

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Quit your [?]ing and enjoy

Quit your [?]ing and enjoy the Kidd Chris Show. Lucky bastards.

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Portland Radio

With MP3 plugs available in most vehicles (or bought for cheap at BestWalTar) do people even listen to radio anymore? My favorite station used to KNRK but they've changed so much in the last year that this morning they played Black Crowes...Alternative? Hardly.......The Suits who run radio either don't get it, don't care or don't care to get it...either way if you want to hear breaking bands or creative music you have to download them to your player.....radio is a dinosaur which has clearly losts it's way...KUFO's latest incarantion is a clear and perfect example of that...

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Kidd Chris

Stop crying about it, and accept the gift you have been given. I've followed Kidd Chris from Philly to his internet show in San Antonio. Trust me, Philly would love to have him back. Get off your high horses and give him a chance, trust me, the show is awesome!

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Petition

Anyone care to start a petition to get this garbage off our radio? I can handle Marconi, but these other fools have got to go!

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Kidd Chris

I've been listening to kidd chris since his days in syracuse. the show is awful and that makes me listen to every single show. it's like trying not to encourage a jumper to jump. it's just impossible. i'm level 6.

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Kidd Chris

Play my interview with Brad PLEASE!

Love,

Dr. Logomasini

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I'm out...

I didn't find the Rick Emerson show or Cort and Fatboy particularly entertaining, but at least they were better than this garbage.

I'm not even sure where to start with Ricker. His entire persona is fake, and his show doesn't seem to be anything but toilet humor. It's like listening to a Duke Nukem wannabe crack jokes an 8th grader might laugh at. He's trying way too hard and it shows. As long as he's on the air I won't be tuning in.

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This station sucks

Do NOT bring back Rick Emerson! He is really one of the worst talents I've ever heard and I couldn't believe KUFO brought him on. I was driving home one morning, listening to Rick and his topic was about some celebrity who died while skiing. This Jerk-off went on and on about how they need to remove the trees from the slopes so people don't get hurt. Are you Fing kidding me? The guy is in one of the biggest snow sports town in the US and is that out of touch?!

What gets me is there whole "we got our balls back" Never had any to begin with! Kidd Chris might be alright and who cares about his racist/homo talk? If we can't start making light of these situations...

Anyway, KUFO has been a sh!t radio station for a long time. If they really had their balls back, they would stop playing this old-ass format. Yeah, Cort/Fatboy were dorks, but they were our dorks.

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KIDD FOLEY

GOOD LUCK CHRIS MISS U AND JAPPY IN PHILLY ED RUBINO RALPHS

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KIDD CHRIS

You don't deserve kidd chris, What a shame....

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terrestrial radio is dead

Just another example of out of state corporate douche bags telling the people in Portland what we want. Digital media killed the recording industry and will do the same to radio.

I know what I like and I know where to get it.
Terrestrial radio is dead....long live the podcast.

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More Gold

PEOPLE WERE OUTRAGED!

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Keep it up COBRA

I predict that “The Kidd Chris Show” will be the #1 morning drive show in Portland in less then a year just like he has been in every city he has gone to. Portland is lucky to have him, but if you don’t like the show please don’t listen. Great Show Foley keep Rockin.

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You're Kidding, Right?

The fact that everyone is so up in arms over this confirms what a provincial, backwater little "city" Portland is. I'm not even talking about being offended by the new talent, I'm more amazed at people taking up for Rick Emerson and C&FB...Emerson is the DEFINITION of bland, vanilla radio..warm, pre-chewed pabulum for those running on 1/4 brain power driving to the coffee shop in their Prius. Cort & Fatboy have to be the WORST excuse for talent I've ever heard on any station...two dweebs who wouldn't know funny or edgy if it crawled up their ass and built a nest. This reminds me of the faux outrage when Stern was coming up. I can't wait to get the hell out of this burb and back among people with real balls and humor.

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news

your so friggin lucky to have kidd in your town. you don't even know how good this guy is!

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kidd chris is too funny for portland

You people have sticks up your a**. Turn the dial and shut up

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Kidd Chris

Sorry to inform you, but Portlanders aren't uptight. They are some of the most open minded people you will ever meeet. Here's why they aren't Kidd Chris fans: they are too smart for the juvenile drivel that comes out of his mouth. His show is a sad, sorry Howard Stern wanna-be effort. Portlanders above the age of 14 are too educated and classy to enjoy his brand of humor.

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Your contradicting yourself.

Your contradicting yourself. You say your not uptight, but even those delicious 14 year olds can't have a little fun.

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awesomeness!!!!!!!

hey everybody, bob from jersey here. you all are the luckiest to have such a wonderful talent, wish i could hear the craziness. stick with it, he'll grow and for those who don't you won't have a clue, sorry!!!!!!

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Simple Solution

Here's a simple solution for those who don't wanna listen to Kidd Chris or any of the other people on the station.....CHANGE THE STATION! Amazing how so many people complain about "garbage radio" yet they'll continue to listen. Nobody's forcing you to listen to KUFO, unless your radio is stuck on that station (which I doubt) - just change the damn dial if it doesn't fit your taste. Maybe the people of Portland aren't as educated as they declare themselves to be if they don't know how to do something as simple as change a station...

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Schlock radio

I miss Ricker up here in Seattle. He's over the top that's all. And he doesn't get too homophobic or racist. Having grown up in New York I witnessed the Stern uproar firsthand back in the 80's. I couldn't believe it when my ultra liberal, old school mom became a big fan of his show. For example she's also a huge Martha Stewart follower as well. You'd be surprised at the type of folks who listen to goofy, edgy schlock. I have an aquaintance who's a respected judge who religeously reads the National Enquirer and other supermarket tabloid fare. There's all sorts of types out there.

My Russian neighbor back in NY said it best about Stern. He liked him simply because he could say stuff on the air that you'd never hear in the old Soviet Union. And as a side note I never got Cort and Fatboy on KUFO. Didn't listen to Rick but in my travels to Portland I just couldn't tune in to C and FB at all. When I sample KUFO I want to rock. If there's some goofy jock who makes me laugh between the tunes OK but the Cort and Fatboy thing tuned me out.

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Awesome

Kidd Chris back on terrestrial mainstream. In Portland, no less.

I'm predicting 1000 too many of ass-hurt callers, and Thomas gets lynched.

Come back to philly, chris, [?] WYSP, Get on the classic rock station.

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Portland Is Pittsburgh; Philly needs to invade.

Jesus Christ, These people commenting "kidd-chris is too low brow" should have been a stain on a sheet somewhere. It's exactly like Pittsburgh and Nick Zopolus or however you spell that fat-neck failures name. I say us rats in philly and in San Antonio needs to invade Portland radio.

West Coast Bob, assemble the cream team!

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!!~!!!Be proud you got Ricker!!!!~!!!

I may have missed it. I don't see anyone commenting on my bro-ism!!! You best be proud to have Ricker!!! He came from Kisw, the best Rock station in the county, yeah it's bold!!! But it's true. You weak ass so called P-towners wouldn't know good radio if it was water and you fell out a F@ckin boat. Be greatful you have Ricker cause a side from Kid, he's the only talent your so called city has. You will always be Seattle's backyard so enjoy the time Ricker spends in it.
Hutt 4 life

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