
Tara Dublin
Some months ago, I wrote a little rant about the sad state of radio. It caused a little bit of a stir, mainly because I called the people in charge “Clueless White Guys”. But the essence of what I said then still remains true today:
The wrong people are in charge of radio.
See, when money people are the ones making the big decisions regarding any art form, that art will suffer. Witness the decline in the quality of filmmaking for example; back in the heyday of the 1970s, would anyone have dared release a movie entitled “Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel”? I doubt it. There was an expectation of higher quality back then, when pushing the boundaries of the medium and exploring new and exciting stories was welcomed. And not just by the audience, by the people behind the scenes as well.
But as our society continued to descend into a failure spiral of instant gratification and dumbed-down entertainment, we became a country that began to settle for less. Why fight it, people would say with a shrug. If the majority of the country wants to watch a show meant for IQ levels under 100, the rest of us are shit out of luck. When crap is popular, more crap comes out to compete with it. And in the end, the consumers, the listening and viewing audience, are the ones who lose out.
I say that the best way to compete with something is not by making your own version and trying to sell it; that weakens the product and divides the audience. Instead, you compete by offering something different than anything else that’s out there. People seeking a change from the mediocre will find out, and spread the word. This can happen in any business, whether it’s a bookstore, a restaurant, or, yes, a radio station.
Look around. What’s lacking? What is the consumer not getting? What are we, in Portland, missing out on? Let’s take a look at the current radio dial here in town. With the recent firings of the entire on-air staff of KUFO and the shell game still continuing over at Entercom, there are plenty of out-of-work DJs and on-air personalities.
[And let’s pause there for a second. I don’t know whether people make this distinction, but yes, there’s a difference between the two. I am a DJ: I played music, talked about music, and hosted a music-intensive show; Rick Emerson is a personality. Rick should not have to frontsell shitty nu-metal bands, killing the momentum of his gloriously offbeat material. ]
Now: let’s talk about this whole music thing. Here’s a news flash for all those behind the scenes who are still under the delusion that radio stations need to compete with other resources for music. Guess what, Radio Guys? You can’t compete with them. Everyone has the internet, an iPod or an iPhone, or a CD player in their car. If someone wants music, they can get music nearly anywhere, basically for free, and there is nothing the radio as an entity can do to change this.
(I made that part all big and bold on purpose, in case my point wasn’t coming across. Ahem.)
So. If people don’t need the radio for music, what do they need it for? Technically, they don’t need it, thanks to all the neato technologies we have. They can get everything that they used to get solely from the radio via so many places. In fact, many wouldn’t even be aware the radio existed anymore, if it wasn’t already free in their car and bedside clock.
Wait a second—did I say free? Why, yes, I did! Radio is the last free medium we still have. But because it’s free doesn’t mean it has to be lame. Yes, you can make money from radio, but you have to create radio that people WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO.
So what makes people turn on their radios, when they technically don’t need them? Or, asked in another way: how do you make radio the destination medium it once was? I can answer that with another question: What else is missing from Portland radio besides more Portland personalities? Oh, I don’t know…how about LOCAL MUSIC? Portland is held in the highest esteem nationwide, with our music scene being at the forefront of why we’re the cool city we are. Yet, if you turn on any radio station here at any given time, what are the chances you’ll hear a local (read: Pacific NW) band that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, or Soundgarden? Answer: pretty much nil. Yes, you may catch Modest Mouse, The Shins, Spoon, or The Decemberists on the airwaves, but it’ll be their bigger hits that everyone is already sick of and not the lesser played (and often more beguiling) album tracks. When was the last time you turned on an FM station here and caught The Gossip, The Helio Sequence, The Dimes, Derby, The Thermals, or something off of The Dandy Warhols’ first album? Wouldn’t it be sweet to tune into a station that supports this great community 24/7, and not just when it makes the station look good?
The most successful stations will combine smart, talented DJs who know their stuff with a well-rounded playlist. In Portland, we do not want a bunch of punks on the air yelling at us about winning Puscifer tickets or getting women to describe their undergarments. Maybe 12 year old boys want to hear that, but those 12 year old boys don’t buy Corona or shop at Fantasy for Adults Only. Keep throwing those advertising dollars away!
We also don’t want to hear all that music you’re playing. Know why? IT’S BORING, holy cow. Before I sat down to write this, I went down all the presets on my car radio: KNRK, KGON, Charlie, KINK, The Buzz, and KUFO (no, I haven’t changed my presets since I got fired. What’s the point? What would I change them to, anyway?). I heard the Red Hot Chili Peppers on THREE of those stations. Three. At the same time! See where you’re going wrong here, PDs? One station, KINK, was playing something I actually hadn’t heard before, which is always nice. And I heard STAIND on the last station. Staind, really? Is this 1998?
In a way, yes, it is. The same old philosophies and the same old music from ten years ago are still being put into practice. And you folks wonder why people aren’t tuning in. We’ve evolved; why hasn’t radio? And by evolve, I don’t mean making the audience follow the DJs on Twitter (yes, social media is essential to stay in touch with your audience, but it should be secondary to the live—not voicetracked—shows on the air). What I mean is that radio needs to be the calm in the storm, the escape from the insanity of all the uber-technology we’re confronted with at all times. How comforting it would be to turn on a radio, hear a voice you’ve known and loved for years, playing a great old song from your days in high school, something you haven’t heard in maybe five years.
Heed my words: You compete with your competition by being nothing like your competition. When I hear that Larry Wilson at Alpha is considering buying another station in town, I wince; but I also hope that maybe he’ll actually create the local station he’s been promising us for months. Please, I beg of Mr. Wilson and all his contemporaries: before you go barreling off and creating another jukebox on the FM dial, why not bring some of us in to talk to you? Cort Webber, Fatboy Roberts, Rick Emerson, Sarah Dylan, Jolynn Winter, Brian Blair, and I are just some of the unemployed voice talents in town, and if you add up all the years and all the experience we have, you get a ton of potential for a truly great radio station in Portland. We know this city and its people; we know what our audience does and does not want. And most importantly, we know a whole lot of business owners with advertising dollars to spend. Locally.
So let’s recap: Smart, friendly DJ’s who know this town, playing great music. Why is this so hard to grasp?
I have the highest hopes for the future of local radio, mainly because of the efforts being put into KZME. Without corporate greed behind it, we know it can succeed. Because it’s being run by the right people for a change: those of us who have Portland’s best interest, and not the interest of shareholders and CEO’s, in mind.
Tara Dublin is the music director for KZME a contributor to Oregon Music News, and, until earlier this year, the midday host on KNRK. Follow her on Twitter: @taradublinrocks.
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